Redneck Computer Terms

• BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

• BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

• BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

• BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

• CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

• CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

• TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

• CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

• DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

• DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

• FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

• HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

• HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

• INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

• KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

• MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

• MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

• MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

• MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

• NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

• ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

• ROM - Where the pope lives.

• SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

• SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

• SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

• SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.